Thursday, January 27, 2011

How Do You Clean An Autographed Football

The job of my dreams.

I, at some point, I think I also have found, the job of my dreams.
Only he did not noticed it. Or
has noticed and ran away, because now even the work they are afraid to engage seriously in a stable relationship.
damn bastards.
When I go out from the talks failed, strange things always happen to me. A
Once, I leave an interview, they almost take me for a ride all the time:
"Look, sit where you want pure"
I look around, there's no chair. How
Fantozzi, mime that I sat on a chair.
I have the jacket, they are obviously here in Rome and Milan was warmer. If I
Lake Como in the armpits, say me the game with the lake. Also because
arms and armpits-no ... Okay, 'I tremble alone.
Applications:
"You know what we do for television?"
television ...? It's not that engineers are the cathode ray tube?
"No. Okay. 'You know what we do as writers who work in television?"
Carpenters building, I think.
Or are you like to prostitutes who sell the lighters to ignite the fires in the streets, I think. However
say so sensible.
"Do you like TV?"
course, fucking. What do you think it's come to do here? Do you think it should go on television to destroy it from within? And who do you think, Amadeus?!
Okay ', the interview is how it goes. They
, very kind, they tell me not to get even more lively, do not call, do not disturb, the end was so beautiful, why ruin it?
But I'm not there: enough! We must react! Mica are here to take the piss, right?!
I can not stand to be treated like that!
Mica is in your piece on the feet! Enough!
REVOLUTION! Revenge!
Fuck you, hissing through his teeth, as I approach the door. Depart
all fuck off, I repeat while holding the handle.
Apro.
Tyre.
does not open. Shooting
stronger.
not pull.
shake.
not shake.
"Excuse me, please: I can not get out, help me?" What
hero, I am.

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